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Not your mom’s apple fritter. But if it were, she probably wouldn’t have those wild mood swings like when she yells at you for stupid stuff like “never calling enough” or “breaking your probation again.” If this were your mom’s apple fritter, she’d be way more mellow. So, what say you? Shall we send her the recipe?

KRFT-Apple Fritter

Know how Juliet took that stuff to be fake-dead before she was dead-dead? I’m betting it was Death Bubba. Seriously, this stuff could convince a coroner you’re deceased. Yes, that level of relaxation. So at ease, you’ll feel you’ve practically left your body and ascended into another dimension. Ah well, parting is such sweet sorrow and all that.

Death Bubba

Close your eyes. Picture the stereotypical San Fran gal. She lives and dies by 3 things: work hard, play hard, and brunch always. Wait sorry - that last one's supposed to be "be prepared" accompanied with the obligatory Girl Scout salute. Her bright, bubbly energy lights up the room and she's an underestimated powerhouse. Just be careful not to fly too close to the sun.

Sunset Sherbet x Girl Scout Cookies

Achoo. Had to use that as a placeholder because humankind has yet to invent a way to spell out the sound of a cough. (Ahem… aren’t I forgetting something? No. Because no one coughs like ‘ahem’.) Now, this may just spark your creativity enough for you to be the first. Imagine that. Crowds chanting your name between wheezing fits. Go on, your legacy awaits.

Strawberry Cough OG

It’s pink. It’s vanilla scented. It’s every popular clothing store in the early 2000s. Back then you didn’t have insomnia issues. Or that persistent neck crick. Well the early 2000s are making a comeback – scrunchies and all. And this’ll help you get there.

Pink Kush

Dearly beloved: we are gathered here today to join one strain with another strain in holy hell this is good stuff. It’s like the honeymoon phase that never ends. Sure, it may hinder your ability to catch the bouquet, but it’ll also hinder your ability to care. So, congratulations and best wishes. Till dreams do you part.

Wedding Cake x Gelato

Do you believe in miracles? Do you believe in aliens? O come all ye faithful. We’ve got the perfect little something for you. Part miracle, part alien. Whole lot of fun. And it’ll have you joyful and triumphant, indeed.

KRFT-MAC 1

Your boyfriend won’t stop hinting that he wants to tie the knot and you can only pretend you don’t see that honeymoon Pinterest Board full of gondolas for so long. Get him this gelato wedding cake, walk him down the aisle to the bedroom, and tell him to dream on.

Ice Cream Cake

It's like doing yoga on a hammock inside a bubble bath while someone sings you a lullaby. Relaxation to the power of ahhh. (That's a sigh of relief, not a scream by the way.) What's 'stress'? Who's 'worry'? Who could possibly care when they've got this constellation of green and purple crystals?

MeatBreath

riSING. And then the bass drops. Your life’s memories flash before you. That time in elementary when you called your teacher "mom". Your own mom said you’d forget. “I still remember, Mom!” you shout at the wall, the taste of diesel and earth and citrus still strong in your mouth. Joke’s on her.

Crescendo

That tingly feeling when you hit your funny bone, except your whole body is your funny bone. Should you be concerned that you’ve become a giant funny bone? How will you pick stuff up? Funny bones don’t have opposable thumbs, right? Honestly, you’re just too relaxed to care. Potent stuff. That’s the cherry on top.

Black Cherry Punch

Oh, to be a white rhino. Lounging under the sun’s calming rays. Dillying and dallying and then dillying some more. Enjoying sweet, tart fruit like blueberries or mangos or green grapes. Maybe garnished with some Thai basil. (Rhinos are known to be fancy like that.) Note: this does not constitute scientific information about rhino diets. This is a weed website.

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